Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Reminiscing , Chuckling and Enjoying !!

Usually I write a thematic blog but during the Summer months I have decided to change my style and do a little reminiscing about old TV shows and movies , songs , golden oldies etc and a few odd sundries that some of you might remember and can relate to. The following is one of my alltime favourites....... Jackie Gleason in the Honeymooners' The $ 99,000 Answer !!

Poor Ralph Kramden  , much like his counterparts in comic relief ..... Daffy Duck , Sylvestre Cat , Yosemite Sam , Fred Flintstone , Hagar etc .... provides the chuckles by being the victim of his bloated ego and his own stupidity.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Friday Night At The Movies !!

 

We have Star Choice Satellite at home so after supper Fluff and I decided to check our movie channels to see what our home entertainer par excellence had in store for us this evening. The following is but a few of the Oscar - worthy masterpieces scheduled ...... title and summary.

Flight of the Living Dead : A genetically engineered virus turns passengers aboard a 747 into zombies.

Ogre : Hikers encounter an ogre that requires a human sacrifice.

Lust in Lace : Scantily clad beauties excite eager men.

Swamp Devil : A mysterious swamp - dwelling creature terrorizes small-town Southerners.

Earthstorm : A man must stabilize the moon to save life on Earth.

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Harold & Kumar  Go To White Castle : Two stoned roommates go looking for burgers in New Jersey.

AND I REST MY CASE........  

Monday, May 5, 2008

Residual Leftovers from History Class !!

Adam and Eve : They lived in Paradise , near Eden. Raised Cain.... and Abel also !. Chatted with a snake , ate some fruit and blew it for the rest of us.

Noah : Built a big boat , survived the flood and saved Darwin's species for later classification.

Job : He lost his family and all his worldly possessions ...... yet all the while sat patiently on a heap of manure praising the Lord. My hero !

Herod the Great: King of Judaea at moment of Jesus' birth.... responsible for the Massacre of the Innocents and whose very name still remains to this very day a choice swearword in everyday French speech here in Québec.

Punch Us Pilot : Roman Procurator in Judaea who believed Jesus innocent....... yet gave Him over for execution.

Nero : Roman Emperor. He played fiddle while Rome burned !

Confucius , Aristotle , Saint Thomas Aquinas... and my Dad !

Mohammet : Holy man and great prophet. I feel certain he would have condemned the 9 /11 perpetrators.

Leif Eriksson : Viking explorer who discovered Vineland , later identified as Newfoundland , and this is why Newfoundland vineyards and wines enjoy such popularity throughout the world today.

George Washington : First president of the United States. Cut down a cherry tree just outside Oval Office ..... and then LIED about it !!

James Madison : President of the US betwen 1809 and  1817. Had to move out of the White House in 1814 when Canadian and British forces burnt it to the ground during the War of 1812. 

Abraham Lincoln : President of the US who liked Black Folks. Went to the theatre once too often !

Shakespeare : " All the world's a stage and all the men and women on it , merely actors ".

Hitler: He told a great number of people that they were supermen . UNfortunately for the world most of them believed him !!

George W Bush : The American voters willingly and wilfully put him in charge of the world for eight years !!! Thanks , guys !